Hello from Fr. Ron!

This comes late as it has been a busy week. Better than being bored!

This Sunday:

Unofficial children’s Mass. I will call up the children for the homily. Only God knows how they will answer my questions, I never do.

The Mass Intention will be for Reynaldo Tanig, Rainier Tanig’s father (And Erika’s grandfather) on the one year anniversary of his death.

William, a seminarian will meet with interested youth from ages 15 to 18 to at 11:00 in the office area- He apologises for going 10 minutes over his time limit last week!

On Monday at 8:00 PM: we will celebrate a funeral in English for Julie Hoare’s husband (and Manuel’s father) Jose Manuel Gimenez. Many from the choir will be there. We want to thank God for this long time dear parishioner of Our Lady of Mercy.

EMAIL TROUBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These past two weeks the server that provides OLM email service has been experiencing technical difficulties. It changed passwords and won’t let us change them back and also has been deleting all saved emails!!! If you sent me an email and did not get a response, send it again. Sorry. The Internet is from from perfect.

See you on Sunday, probably the last nice warm weekend of the year.

Silly Jokes 2
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.

I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.

My clock just went back 4 seconds… I guess it was still hungry.